Funny Tests: Family Stress Test

Score 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true, 2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.          

• Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".     
• The school principal has your number on speed-dial.     
• The cat is on Valium.     
• People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.     
• You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.     
• The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.     
• No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.     
• "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.     
• You have to check your kid`s day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.     
• Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.          

Score:     

30 - A perfect score. Welcome to the neighborhood!    

20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little going on in your life. Crank it up.     

10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered a parallel career path?     

0-9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you do anyway?