Changing Lightbulbs

1. How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one,but the lightbulb has to really want to change!
2. How many transpersonal psychotherapists does it take to change alightbulb?  Just one, but the lightbulb has to do most of the work; thetherapist just guides and supports it through the process.
3. How many New Age therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?  Justone, but it would be more appropriate for the therapist to help thelightbulb appreciate the beauty of staying exactly as it is.
4. How many codependents does it take to change a lightbulb??? Three.

          a)      One to change the bulb

          b)     One to tell her how to do it

          c)      And a third one to tell the addict that you did his job for him, AGAIN.

5. How many Obsessive-Compulsives does it take to change a lightbulb??? Three.

          a)      One in appropriate safety gear to carefully remove and properly disposeof the old

                   lightbulb.

          b)     One to thoroughly clean and disinfect the empty light fixture andsurrounding area.

          c)      A third to put in the new lightbulb and check to make sure it works; andcheck it again,

                   and again, and again, and again.